*mom working as a sub*
Mom: So how was Morgan back in school?
Old 5th grade teacher: She was...to put it simply, feisty.
Old 5th grade teacher: She always had to prove you wrong. And half the time, she did.
Dumb Bitch: You're Ugly.
Dumb Bitch: No one likes you.
Dumb Bitch: Your blog sucks.
Me: Do you want me to fuck up your face?
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me: not me
You in every Math Class.
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